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Fuck Octopus Calling Cards

Regular price $12.00

When you can’t conjure up the perfect words to articulate your true feelings, why not tell them how you really feel (in style!?)  My cheeky calling cards are engraved in opulent metallic ink on premium 260# double thick card stock.

  • Sapphire 260# Calling Cards (3.625" x 2.5")
  • Engraved in Opulent Gold
  • 3 heavyweight cards per pack
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No bottom feeders here!

My whimsical Sea styles feature opulent octopi to crisp coral. Don’t blame me when you book a deep sea diving trip after these!

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