Trio of Fuck Calling Cards

Regular price $12.00

When you can't conjure up the perfect words to articulate your true feelings, Alexa Pulitzer's Trio of Fuck Calling Cards lets you say exactly what you mean—with impeccable style. This cheeky assortment includes three of Alexa's hand-drawn designs: the mysterious Masked Lady, an intricately illustrated Octopus, and a pair of defiant crossed Swords. Each brings its own old-world character to one wonderfully inappropriate four-letter sentiment.

Keep these modern-day calling cards in your handbag, pocket, desk, or bar for those moments when subtlety has officially left the building. Wickedly funny and unexpectedly luxurious, they're a memorable gift for outspoken friends, irreverent hosts, stationery lovers, or anyone who appreciates the delicious contrast between beautiful craftsmanship and bad language.

Each heavyweight card is engraved in opulent metallic ink on premium double-thick 260# card stock, giving your most improper thoughts a decidedly proper presentation.

DETAILS

  • 3 Heavyweight Calling Cards per pack
  • 1 Masked Lady Calling Card
  • 1 Octopus Calling Card
  • 1 Swords Calling Card
  • 3.625" × 2.5"
  • Premium Double-Thick 260# Card Stock
  • Engraved in opulent metallic ink
  • Original hand-drawn artwork by Alexa Pulitzer
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